The Fantastic Fleshlight Girls Lineup

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard of the Fleshlight brand. It’s one of our favorite brands to review and we got to fuck the Fleshlight Girls as part of our latest project. It’s a tough job but somebody’s got to do it.

No, I’m not talking about putting down the sex toys and pounding away at actual pussies. What I’m talking about is, in all fairness, the closest thing any of us are going to get to the real thing in this lifetime. The Fleshlight Girls are hotter than the sun and probably wouldn’t fuck any of us even if we paid them to. They’re some of the sexiest and most experienced women in the biz, and now their pussies and asses have been molded to be attached to the already amazing Fleshlight canals that we all know and love.

More Details, Please?

So basically, the Fleshlight Girls is a special line of male sex toys that are carefully molded off some of the biggest porn stars in the industry. No shit, the company for real took these women to a studio and made life-like molds of their pussies, asses, and mouths. Then, they used those molds to fashion attachments that are made from their patented SuperSkin material. Talk about realism.

In choosing our favorite Fleshlight Girl we got to pick from several options. First off, we could opt for the famous Lotus material or we could go all out and choose the model’s signature texture. Half of us chose one kind and half of us went the other way. In fact, a few of the guys received mouths instead of pussies or asses, so they got to utilize the Swallow texture (those bastards).

How Are Their Parts Molded?

At first we thought what you’re probably thinking: How in the hell did they mold these ladies’ private parts with any real accuracy? Well, part of our mission was to look more closely at the creation process of the Fleshlight Girls lineup to find out. Here is how it all goes down:

  • The model is washed and dried and then she lays on a table.

  • Liquid molding clay is then poured all over her body, namely on her beautiful private parts.

  • Some of the molding clay is also injected into her ass and pussy. We’re not even kidding.

  • The clay dies and is then removed from her orifices and allowed to set up.

  • The finished mold is then used to create exact replicas out of the brand’s patented SuperSkin material.

Even the process seems erotic as hell, but it’s not nearly as sexy as the girls themselves. The Fleshlight brand has talked some the biggest names in porn into having their genitals and mouths molded for your pleasure. Now that’s customer service if you ask us.

Who Are the Fleshlight Girls?

We keep telling you that the Fleshlight Girls are some of the hottest stars in the pornography, but we haven’t told you who they are. We get it; calm down. There’s just so much awesome to all this shit, and we don’t know where to begin. So, let’s start by introducing our favorite dirty dozen. Keep in mind that Fleshlight has about twice as many girls as are listed here, so don’t get your boxers in a bunch trying to decide. For now, just take a gander at the inventory:

  • Tera Patrick (Twista)

Yes, THE Tera Patrick. If you’ve never heard of the lovely Tera Patrick, then you’re probably still a virgin and you need to read this review more than anybody. Otherwise, you probably already knew that Ms. Patrick is a living legend in the adult film world and has been since her debut. But, did you know that she used to be a nurse and she holds a degree in microbiology? Fucking the hot nerd got checked off our bucket list real fast with this one.

  • Teagan Presley (Love Humps)

Teagan has been an adult film star for quite some time now, and she remains a fan favorite. Known for her perfectly taunt body, beautiful face, and exceptional kinkiness, Ms. Presley began doing online porn (mostly anal) for Digital Playground before starting her own company. It’s close to being able to fuck a powerful female entrepreneur who likes to take it up the ass while she makes copies in the break room, and we love that.

  • Jenna Haze (Maze)

Voted “The Dirtiest Girl in Porn” in 2010, Jenna Haze entered the porn industry at the young, juicy age of just 19 years old. She was first known for working exclusively with other women in some of porn’s best girl-on-girl action scenes, but her appetite for men could not be understated. So far, she’s been in over 500 films, and now all three of her famous orifices have been molded so we can get in on the action. Fuck yeah!

  • Jesse Jane (Gauntlet)

Slam some salami into the military brat and the tomboy-turn-sex-toy without using a time machine or filing for divorce papers. Jesse Jane, that hot little homewrecker, is a famous porn star who used to be a cheerleader and a waitress at Hooters before turning her attention to rocking cocks. Can it be any more of a fantasy than to hardcore fuck the girl next door in the privacy of your own home? We don’t think so.

  • Stoya (Destroya)

Stoya is a natural beauty with an exotic look who got her feet (and her pussy) wet in the adult film industry by happy accident. She started as an erotic model and one thing led to another. By 2007, she signed a contract with Digital Playground and has been a famous fuck bunny ever since. She’s best known for having one of the tightest asses in the biz, and we experienced that first-hand for ourselves so, we concur.

  • Riley Steele (Nipple Alley)

Ms. Riley is a relatively new star and you know what that means: her shit is still mighty exclusive and she’s tight as hell. Before becoming a moldable porn star though, she worked as a simple golf course caddy and as a barista at Starbucks. Man, we wish we got our morning coffees from there! Luckily, she is now inviting everyone’s Venti cocks inside for a new kind of hole-in-one (or two or three) and we think it feels like Heaven on Earth.

  • Lisa Ann (Barracuda)

If young, dumb, and full of cum isn’t your thing, then sexy and sophisticated Lisa Ann just might be. As the most seasoned of the Fleshlight Girls, she got her start back in 1990 when porn was pure. She was going to school to become a dental assistant and found herself becoming a famous adult film star instead. Funny how things work out. Fast forward a few decades and Lisa Ann plays Sarah Palin in “Nailin’ Paylin” – one of her most famous adult film roles that, quite frankly, we like to play on repeat while we explore her magnificent mold.

  • Tori Black (Torrid)

Tall and tempting, Tori Black is one of the sexiest natural beauties in the Fleshlight Girls lineup. She has those tiny teenage titties and a tight little ass. Tori had just recently got her start (2007) when she became the Penthouse Pet of the Month. Since then, she’s been AVN’s Female Performer of the Year twice, and all three of her fabulous fun zones have been made available through the Fleshlight brand. Score!

  • Misty Stone (Bump n’ Grind)

Born in L.A. in the fun and funky 80s, Misty got started in porn when she was 20. She is known as one of the friendliest and most personable women in the industry, but her voluptuous ass and award-winning “Oh Face” are what gets most people’s attention. In fact, some of her fans refer to her as the “Halle Berry of Porn.” Having appeared in over 120 films so far, Misty’s mouth, ass, and pussy are all available in a specialty line called “Bump n’ Grind.” There ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little bit of that.

  • Alexis Texas (Outlaw)

Ms. Alexis says that everything is bigger in Texas, including orgasms. Her unique line of textured orifices came about after fans demanded more from her already popular anal repertoire and her stunning girl-on-girl action series. Although she has only been around in the adult film industry since 2007 and has yet to win many prestigious industry awards, critics are still saying there’s a chance she will become the next living legend if she keeps up the way she is.

  • Christy Mack (Attack)

This chick, and her sexy orifices, are in a league of their own. You can tell it just by looking at Christy Mack, whose aggressive demeanor and artistic tattoos make her body a rocker’s wet dream. She’s been on the scene since 2012, which shows us just how amazing she is. In just a few years she has won more awards than most, and now her pretty little private parts are available to the highest bidder (or to the people willing to pay for her unique mold).

Now remember, the Fleshlight brand has about 23 Fleshlight Girls in total, so you are not limited to the ones listed above. However, these are the ones that we thought our readers would enjoy the most. Once we get a chance to fuck them all, you’ll hear from us again. In the meantime, check out the full Fleshlight Girls lineup. Our suggestion is to take it slow and try out a few different types. Not any two are the same, so this is customized muff-diving at its finest, folks.

The Fantastic Fleshlight Girls Lineup

Author: John James

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